Signed, sealed, and delivered! Little Jordan officially joins! The championship center returns to the NBA.

“A washed-up top pick, how dare you act out?”

“You should learn to show respect.”

A battle between extraordinary talents.

Wembanyama scored 29 points, grabbed 11 boards, and blocked 9 shots, almost achieving a triple-double, while our Big Tiger contributed 27 points, 10 rebounds, 7 assists, and 3 steals with a full stat sheet.

Ultimately, the Spurs triumphed over the Pelicans 120-116, earning their second straight victory and currently sitting atop the Western Conference rankings.

This season, led by Shaolin Temple’s highest monk Wembanyama, the Spurs should make a mark, at least experiencing the taste of the playoffs.

Here are the Spurs’ team stats:

Here are the Pelicans’ team stats:

Wait a minute, Little Jordan’s name appears in the Pelicans’ stats...

According to insider Shams,Little Jordan signed a one-year, $3.6 million deal with the Pelicans, officially starting his 18th professional season.Last season, this guy played for the Nuggets, averaging 3.7 points and 5.1 rebounds in the regular season, and 0.9 points with 1.3 rebounds in the playoffs.

Actually, the Pelicans’ frontcourt was already stacked with Big Tiger, Quinn, Misi, Roony, and others; signing Little Jordan now is quite unexpected.

Born on July 21, 1988, Little Jordan previously played for the Clippers, Mavericks, Knicks, Nets, Lakers, Sixers, and Nuggets. In 2023, he won a championship with the Nuggets. He was selected to three All-NBA teams, twice to the All-Defensive First Team, led the league in rebounds twice, and was an All-Star once. Once a top-tier center at his peak, now at 37 he mainly brings experience.

If all goes well, Little Jordan will make his debut for his new team on October 28, when the Pelicans host the Celtics.

At 37, Little Jordan found a new job, while 29-year-old Simmons is still fishing back home in Australia, unemployed and ignored. His NBA career might truly be over, and he may not be eager to return to the court.

Over an eight-year NBA career, Simmons earned a total salary of $203 million. If he spent it all on partying, women, and fun, he could live a wild life for the rest of his days. In short, forget basketball.

Some people stay young at heart and still gear up to compete, while others in their prime choose to lie low.

All we can say is everyone has their own path; this world is naturally a mix of effort and decay.